1 00:00:00,430 --> 00:00:01,810 You're watching Bravo. 2 00:00:02,250 --> 00:00:03,370 On demand. 3 00:00:11,310 --> 00:00:17,410 Previously on Vanderpump Rules... Oh, wow! Happy birthday, Saucy! 4 00:00:18,270 --> 00:00:21,860 You, uh... Excited about Sonoma? It's going to be amazing. 5 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:23,980 I want to go and have a good time on your birthday. 6 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:25,440 Where's Lala? 7 00:00:25,700 --> 00:00:26,920 I don't know. 8 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:29,940 Lala's basically just proving to me that she's shady. 9 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:33,740 I think it's best for me to walk away from this workplace. 10 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:36,620 Time to grow up and deal with it. 11 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:41,580 Bridesmaids! I thought that Ariana would be here. She doesn't even like being a 12 00:00:41,580 --> 00:00:43,140 bridesmaid. We have to refold everything. 13 00:00:43,340 --> 00:00:44,340 It's not organized. 14 00:00:44,380 --> 00:00:46,380 Why are you still harping over me? Shut up! 15 00:00:46,810 --> 00:00:51,050 You guys, stop bickering. I don't know how this turned against me all of a 16 00:00:51,050 --> 00:00:53,390 sudden here, because I'm about ready to walk out two seconds. 17 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:26,480 Jiggy, you need to go on a Beverly Hills diet because I think you put on a 18 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:28,180 little bit of weight, fatso. 19 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:29,520 Let me look. 20 00:01:29,740 --> 00:01:31,800 Oh, look at that. Come on, that is sexy. 21 00:01:32,020 --> 00:01:33,060 Look at that. 22 00:01:33,700 --> 00:01:35,400 And then you're going in your bag. 23 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:36,518 This is a boy bag. 24 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:38,140 It's a boy bag for a real man. 25 00:01:38,820 --> 00:01:42,260 I've been passionate about dogs for years, so it's a bit of a dream, really, 26 00:01:42,260 --> 00:01:46,620 kind of starting to go into doggy apparel, leashes and collars and bags. 27 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:51,140 People say I'm obsessed with dogs, and you know what? They're absolutely right. 28 00:01:51,630 --> 00:01:52,630 Come on. 29 00:01:53,410 --> 00:01:54,410 Hi. 30 00:01:54,650 --> 00:01:55,650 Hey, guys. 31 00:01:55,710 --> 00:01:59,550 Sorry about the craziness. No. There's a Harrison pop right in there. Yeah, it's 32 00:01:59,550 --> 00:02:01,470 Harrison. Maybe I'm going to go. 33 00:02:01,730 --> 00:02:02,730 Okay. 34 00:02:03,170 --> 00:02:07,090 See you later. Guys, I'll see you later. I've got to go to the pump. Okay. Okay, 35 00:02:07,170 --> 00:02:09,430 I have all the dresses that you wanted me to get. 36 00:02:09,729 --> 00:02:10,329 Okay, great. 37 00:02:10,330 --> 00:02:12,750 And I brought my assistant with me today. Your assistant. 38 00:02:13,070 --> 00:02:15,250 We've had so many dresses over the years. 39 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:20,140 I mean, there's not a perfect dress for everybody, clearly. I find the perfect 40 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:23,280 dress, and this one doesn't like that, or this one prefers it. I feel like 41 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:25,660 putting them all in an orange jumpsuit. 42 00:02:25,860 --> 00:02:27,500 Maybe Jack's has got one I could borrow. 43 00:02:27,860 --> 00:02:29,920 This is a little... I don't like shoulders. 44 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:33,420 Oh, no, you don't like to sit up the side. There's a little bit of cleavage 45 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:36,100 I could try them on for you, just for visual aid. 46 00:02:36,340 --> 00:02:37,380 I'll pass on that. 47 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:41,760 That's not form -fitting enough. No, but this is... That's like a tent. 48 00:02:42,700 --> 00:02:44,760 That's the kind of thing I wear when I'm hiding something. 49 00:02:45,870 --> 00:02:46,890 So this one wins? 50 00:02:47,310 --> 00:02:49,830 Yeah, because it's a young, beautiful, you know. 51 00:02:50,130 --> 00:02:54,470 Quarterling. Yeah. With a goal. With a D for V. And then on the back. How were 52 00:02:54,470 --> 00:02:55,710 the trips? How did everything? 53 00:02:55,930 --> 00:02:56,970 There was an RV. 54 00:02:57,630 --> 00:02:59,370 There was fast cars. 55 00:02:59,810 --> 00:03:01,590 That was the one tall trip. So much fun. 56 00:03:01,810 --> 00:03:03,690 Way better than staying in a RV with each other. 57 00:03:03,910 --> 00:03:07,510 This is who's absence makes the heart grow fonder. Yeah. Well, I hope so. 58 00:03:07,830 --> 00:03:09,790 Yeah. I mean, it's not long now. 59 00:03:10,330 --> 00:03:11,330 I'm having... 60 00:03:11,710 --> 00:03:16,010 My bridal shower coming up? Right. It's like the first big wedding event of the 61 00:03:16,010 --> 00:03:19,450 season. When are you doing that? Just coming with you. My bridesmaids have 62 00:03:19,450 --> 00:03:22,770 planned my entire bridal shower and have not told me anything. 63 00:03:23,170 --> 00:03:26,870 And unlike all the other wedding events this summer that are about me and Tom, 64 00:03:27,070 --> 00:03:28,970 this one is just about me. 65 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:31,470 Well, and I also wanted to invite you to come. 66 00:03:32,130 --> 00:03:35,850 Me to come? Yeah. My mom and my grandma are coming to town. Brittany's mom is 67 00:03:35,850 --> 00:03:37,970 actually going to be in town, so I told her to invite her mom. 68 00:03:38,730 --> 00:03:44,330 If you have time, I'll come by for a brief moment to have a glass of wine 69 00:03:44,330 --> 00:03:45,510 you or a glass of champagne with you. 70 00:03:45,710 --> 00:03:47,350 You working tonight? 71 00:03:48,590 --> 00:03:53,490 No, I had to get my shift covered because Kristen is doing a sketch comedy 72 00:03:53,490 --> 00:03:54,490 with improv later. 73 00:03:54,590 --> 00:03:58,730 She's the least funny person I know. But I think you would actually be 74 00:03:58,730 --> 00:03:59,730 pleasantly surprised. 75 00:03:59,750 --> 00:04:00,810 You're kidding me. 76 00:04:05,650 --> 00:04:06,990 Hey. Hi. 77 00:04:07,590 --> 00:04:11,420 What? Looks like Blah Blah is trying to get her covered tonight. Uh -oh. 78 00:04:11,660 --> 00:04:12,559 Tom's a pit. 79 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:13,560 They should be. 80 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:15,300 She didn't call or anything. 81 00:04:15,620 --> 00:04:19,000 I heard Jax was being kind of a little dick. Just got in like these little 82 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,180 bickering, little arguments. 83 00:04:20,420 --> 00:04:22,500 We got to get over this stage. 84 00:04:22,860 --> 00:04:27,060 My mom is on the way. Just don't want us to bicker and stuff in front of her. 85 00:04:27,220 --> 00:04:28,039 Oh, yeah. 86 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:31,760 Jax came home for Christmas last year. He was on his best behavior. He was 87 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:36,520 winning everyone over. But Jax needs to shape up and play nice because for now 88 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:39,820 my mom likes him and I would really like it to stay that way. He just likes to 89 00:04:39,820 --> 00:04:40,820 hear himself. 90 00:04:40,900 --> 00:04:41,900 talk or something. 91 00:04:42,100 --> 00:04:44,520 Yeah. Obviously, you know, I'll always keep him in check for you if you need me 92 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:47,780 to knock him around a little. He needs to get his shit together. 93 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:49,120 Oh, I know. 94 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:55,440 Ooh, 95 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:01,780 you want this glass with change in it? 96 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:03,120 Sure. 97 00:05:05,820 --> 00:05:06,820 Hi, guys. 98 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:09,520 What happened? 99 00:05:11,980 --> 00:05:15,820 I'm going to be honest with you guys. At this point, I don't really feel like 100 00:05:15,820 --> 00:05:19,360 I'm wanting to surround myself with people that I don't want to be around. I 101 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:20,179 love you. 102 00:05:20,180 --> 00:05:21,180 I love you. 103 00:05:21,640 --> 00:05:25,800 But the second I heard the list of people that were going, I had a pit in 104 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:29,980 stomach about it the whole time. The day before, you were like, I can't wait for 105 00:05:29,980 --> 00:05:31,220 Sonoma. I can't wait to go. 106 00:05:32,820 --> 00:05:39,220 Is this something where we're trying to put Lala into the lion's den? If anybody 107 00:05:39,220 --> 00:05:40,900 said anything, you know. 108 00:05:41,260 --> 00:05:43,460 That would have gotten shut down real quick. 109 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:46,520 We've taken a lot of grief and sticking up for you, Lala. 110 00:05:46,740 --> 00:05:51,020 I know that. And this is how you're going to pay us by literally just 111 00:05:51,020 --> 00:05:54,320 out last second? You couldn't even answer our text messages. We got an 112 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:58,900 from you after we already landed. You handled that really selfishly. I will 113 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:03,260 gladly pay you back for what you guys spent on my ticket. It's not about the 114 00:06:03,260 --> 00:06:04,260 money. 115 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:07,540 So much planning, so much time, everything went into this weekend. 116 00:06:07,780 --> 00:06:11,160 I'm not surrounding myself with people who don't bring out the best in me. 117 00:06:11,180 --> 00:06:12,940 That's just what it is. You're not going to apologize for not showing up for 118 00:06:12,940 --> 00:06:16,380 your friend's birthday? Why are you speaking to me? Why are you talking to 119 00:06:16,420 --> 00:06:19,280 Because she's one of my best friends. You don't need to tell me that. 120 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:22,940 She can tell me that. Well, I think she has, and I'm reiterating it. Okay, well, 121 00:06:23,020 --> 00:06:24,760 nobody's talking to you. I apologize. 122 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,860 I have a gift for you if you want. 123 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:29,760 That's what it is. 124 00:06:30,500 --> 00:06:31,620 Yeah. All right. 125 00:06:31,940 --> 00:06:32,940 Thank you, guys. 126 00:06:33,250 --> 00:06:37,810 After this sorry -ass excuse for an apology, I think I'm good on Lala. 127 00:06:38,490 --> 00:06:39,490 Maybe forever. 128 00:06:39,930 --> 00:06:42,830 Don't need people in my life that are going to f*** me over. 129 00:06:44,050 --> 00:06:45,050 Plain and simple. 130 00:06:55,590 --> 00:06:59,430 That's right. Oh, I'm following you. I've been on a sketch comedy troupe with 131 00:06:59,430 --> 00:07:00,810 three of my closest girlfriends. 132 00:07:01,770 --> 00:07:03,910 Loving the no -weave look on you, ladies. 133 00:07:05,530 --> 00:07:10,730 I feel like we've come a long way. Doing the main stage at the improv, I'm so 134 00:07:10,730 --> 00:07:11,750 proud of us. 135 00:07:12,430 --> 00:07:14,710 Ooh, we got front row seats here. 136 00:07:15,230 --> 00:07:20,510 I am so excited to be here hosting Saturday Night Live. 137 00:07:21,410 --> 00:07:22,410 What? 138 00:07:24,030 --> 00:07:25,030 That's really embarrassing. 139 00:07:25,210 --> 00:07:27,070 But comics drink for free, right? 140 00:07:28,039 --> 00:07:30,620 No, you're not a comic. We're just kind of doing a show. 141 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:35,260 You guys, sorry. Yes, this is a comedy show, and I'm not a comedian, clearly. 142 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:40,560 My boyfriend gets really sick of hearing me talk, and I need an outlet other 143 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:45,000 than Snapchat to force an audience to listen to me. So, you're welcome. 144 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:48,080 Although, I was not invited up here, per usual. 145 00:07:49,080 --> 00:07:54,640 I invite you all to laugh your asses off, get drunk, and don't take comedy 146 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:55,640 seriously. 147 00:07:58,300 --> 00:08:01,980 So Kristen had a comedy show? Yeah, she did sketch in her free time. I take 148 00:08:01,980 --> 00:08:05,280 sketch comedy very seriously, so it offends me when people just think that 149 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:07,540 can just do it. 150 00:08:07,940 --> 00:08:11,580 I feel like Ariana isn't coming today because she doesn't want to take the 151 00:08:11,580 --> 00:08:16,400 chance that she might, I don't know, laugh, enjoy herself, think I'm funny. 152 00:08:18,820 --> 00:08:20,900 Kristen, your phone keeps going off. Yeah. What? 153 00:08:21,450 --> 00:08:25,290 Okay, here it is again. Are you avoiding someone? 154 00:08:25,570 --> 00:08:28,510 No. Do you have an embarrassing amount of dick pics on your phone? 155 00:08:29,510 --> 00:08:34,669 You could spend hours deleting every single sausage, but let's be honest, who 156 00:08:34,669 --> 00:08:35,669 has time for that? 157 00:08:36,390 --> 00:08:38,789 That's where the Hung app comes in. 158 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:44,420 The hung ass detects the first sign of dick pics and automatically transforms 159 00:08:44,420 --> 00:08:48,060 them into Pinterest -worthy works of art. Happy birthday, Kristen! 160 00:08:48,340 --> 00:08:50,120 For me? Shut up! Where did you get this? 161 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:51,700 My ex -boyfriend. 162 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:53,080 Oh my god, you're so bad! 163 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:56,740 We transformed that slum shot into a Van Gogh starry night. 164 00:08:57,460 --> 00:09:00,400 Uh, Rachel, your new painting is everything. 165 00:09:02,900 --> 00:09:03,900 Yep, that's mine. 166 00:09:04,020 --> 00:09:06,740 I just really wish that, like, Kristen would have gave me a heads up. 167 00:09:07,100 --> 00:09:09,500 I just think it's really odd that... 168 00:09:09,710 --> 00:09:13,410 You know, Kristen and Rachel are good friends with Britney, but yet they would 169 00:09:13,410 --> 00:09:17,730 kind of go up on stage and use a picture of my penis in front of her. 170 00:09:17,970 --> 00:09:19,450 Kind of a low blow. 171 00:09:20,070 --> 00:09:21,130 Thanks, hung up! 172 00:09:22,570 --> 00:09:26,310 Oh my God, it better not be. 173 00:09:27,250 --> 00:09:28,410 They went on a porn site. 174 00:09:29,590 --> 00:09:32,510 I definitely recognize that dick in that pic. 175 00:09:33,110 --> 00:09:35,690 I mean, it's my boyfriend, of course I know what it looks like. 176 00:09:45,870 --> 00:09:49,830 Jax was dating this chick, and, you know, he did what Jax does. He Jaxed 177 00:09:49,950 --> 00:09:55,650 and she wasn't too happy about that. So she retaliated by tweeting a pic of a 178 00:09:55,650 --> 00:09:58,590 dick pic that he had sent her, and then she, like, tagged all of his friends. 179 00:09:59,510 --> 00:10:04,930 Sandoval looked at the pic and recognized Jax's shoes, and the rest is 180 00:10:05,580 --> 00:10:07,400 It's a triumphant, glorious battle. 181 00:10:07,660 --> 00:10:08,660 It's a nice day. 182 00:10:08,820 --> 00:10:09,820 I'm not ashamed. 183 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:16,560 Porn stars model their penis after. 184 00:10:16,780 --> 00:10:20,900 Or they model dildos after. I mean, I would be a really good dildo model. 185 00:10:21,380 --> 00:10:22,380 Where's your drink? 186 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:24,360 I need one. 187 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:25,640 Bye. 188 00:10:26,950 --> 00:10:33,770 I don't know if you realize this, but they used Jax's dick pic. 189 00:10:34,090 --> 00:10:35,090 Are you serious? 190 00:10:35,490 --> 00:10:36,490 In the show. 191 00:10:36,690 --> 00:10:40,670 I'm trying to put myself in your position, and I would be easily upset, 192 00:10:40,670 --> 00:10:44,070 really have to say, I'm so impressed with the fact that you can call out your 193 00:10:44,070 --> 00:10:48,750 boyfriend's penis in a photo that's matched up with something else. No, I 194 00:10:48,750 --> 00:10:49,890 recognize Jax's penis. 195 00:10:50,210 --> 00:10:53,670 I mean, I wouldn't recognize any of my boyfriend's penises. They all look the 196 00:10:53,670 --> 00:10:56,110 same. They're either like, or like. 197 00:10:56,920 --> 00:10:57,920 We're like, mmm. 198 00:11:00,700 --> 00:11:04,760 Like, hello, I'm dating this guy, and it's a dick pic. 199 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:08,420 You guys are my really good friends, and you couldn't even, like, give me a 200 00:11:08,420 --> 00:11:12,860 heads up and, like, let me know that you were going to use a picture of my 201 00:11:12,860 --> 00:11:14,840 boyfriend to be a thief before. 202 00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:17,100 I want to, like, ask her. 203 00:11:40,750 --> 00:11:46,550 It's actually a lot harder than I thought to just Google dick pic and find 204 00:11:46,550 --> 00:11:47,529 penis photo. 205 00:11:47,530 --> 00:11:51,850 All you get are a bunch of, like, old men politicians in navy blue suits. 206 00:11:59,150 --> 00:12:02,790 I'm sorry that that happened. I had no f***ing clue about this. 207 00:12:03,030 --> 00:12:06,350 How would you like it, Kristen, if I went on stage and showed Carter's penis 208 00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:08,550 a crowd? I don't think you would like it very much. 209 00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:10,370 Wow, this is actually really f***ed up. 210 00:12:12,450 --> 00:12:13,389 Coming up. 211 00:12:13,390 --> 00:12:18,330 For these girls to live in L .A. and never have been on a private jet, it's 212 00:12:18,330 --> 00:12:23,390 like, I don't understand it. I mean, ask any bitch who's not ugly with tits. 213 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:41,980 Oh, there you are. Yeah. 214 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:49,780 Do you really want to see our dining room piggy bank or pink innocence or 215 00:12:49,780 --> 00:12:51,620 princess? These are all wrong. 216 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:57,840 You're probably thinking of your future nursery, not my dining room. 217 00:12:58,080 --> 00:13:00,180 Lisa is very particular. 218 00:13:00,540 --> 00:13:04,240 And you shouldn't be buying these. You should show me these first. Then we 219 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:05,240 decide on it. 220 00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:09,620 I wouldn't expect that from someone that owns a million restaurants and lives in 221 00:13:09,620 --> 00:13:12,240 a castle with a moat. So you're working tonight? 222 00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:13,700 Um, yes. 223 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:15,740 No, sorry. 224 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:18,580 I'm so tired. Why are you tired? 225 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,620 I went to Kristen's comedy show. 226 00:13:21,900 --> 00:13:22,900 And what did Kristen do? 227 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:27,600 You know, they made up a pretend app that for single girls who get sent dick 228 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:30,420 pics, it will camouflage the dick into, like, a nice painting. 229 00:13:31,290 --> 00:13:34,870 You can still see that's the joke is that you can still clearly see it's like 230 00:13:34,870 --> 00:13:37,450 dick. Like, look, and you can send a happy birthday card. 231 00:13:37,730 --> 00:13:40,050 You might as well be speaking a different language to me right now. 232 00:13:40,770 --> 00:13:44,090 Kristen and Saucy are coming over. They texted that they're on the way because 233 00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:47,630 we're going to listen to the podcast, which I'm excited about. Would you be 234 00:13:47,630 --> 00:13:50,530 willing to take a sociopath quiz? 235 00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:52,430 I'm a sociopath. 236 00:13:53,870 --> 00:13:55,150 So that's why it was crazy. 237 00:13:55,510 --> 00:13:56,710 I think it's fucked up. 238 00:13:56,930 --> 00:13:59,290 You lied to me. I didn't mean to lie, but you understand why I did it. 239 00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:02,120 I didn't want to make a scene, like, right in the middle of a comedy show. 240 00:14:02,380 --> 00:14:06,620 He knows I'm not stupid. I'm not easily fooled. I could tell at first glance 241 00:14:06,620 --> 00:14:07,619 that it was his. 242 00:14:07,620 --> 00:14:10,660 I just don't get it. Like, don't lie to me. I don't care how big or how small. 243 00:14:10,740 --> 00:14:11,740 You don't lie to your girlfriend. 244 00:14:13,180 --> 00:14:15,720 Why would you send a picture of your genitalia to somebody? 245 00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:17,740 Why would you? I don't know. 246 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,720 Explain to me, Katie. You know. That part of my life, like, never really 247 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:22,320 existed. I didn't get dick pics. 248 00:14:22,980 --> 00:14:25,160 Nor did I. And I feel really left out. 249 00:14:31,150 --> 00:14:32,410 Don't you guys look cute? 250 00:14:32,850 --> 00:14:34,710 Sit down so the girls can sit on the couch. 251 00:14:35,790 --> 00:14:38,650 Hi. You guys are matching. You match your apartment. 252 00:14:38,930 --> 00:14:39,930 Oh, gosh. 253 00:14:41,190 --> 00:14:45,150 Kind of a bone to pick with you, Missy. About last night with the dick pic 254 00:14:45,150 --> 00:14:48,610 thing. Jax, I know, has a collection of them because they actually used one of 255 00:14:48,610 --> 00:14:49,830 his dick pics. What do you mean? 256 00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:52,850 So you saw it? The whole audience? Jax had... 257 00:14:53,450 --> 00:14:57,250 Send the dick pic to some random girl or whatever she ended up tweeting it. He 258 00:14:57,250 --> 00:15:00,110 just said it's not his. You can tell by his shoes. 259 00:15:00,410 --> 00:15:06,770 Because if you take your picture down... It's already bad enough that I've had 260 00:15:06,770 --> 00:15:08,050 relations with some of you girls. 261 00:15:08,310 --> 00:15:09,530 It was last minute choice. 262 00:15:09,770 --> 00:15:11,610 Last minute choice? It's a dick. 263 00:15:12,290 --> 00:15:13,330 Why would you do that? 264 00:15:13,550 --> 00:15:17,330 I honestly had no idea that that was happening. I know that Rachel and 265 00:15:17,330 --> 00:15:20,700 of us even thought it was like... The whole room is looking at his penis. 266 00:15:20,980 --> 00:15:27,840 So it's a really weird situation to begin, and I was very hurt by 267 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:29,480 it. I don't understand. You didn't click? 268 00:15:29,780 --> 00:15:30,780 You girls are smart girls. 269 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:35,260 I feel like because all of us are so forgiving in this group of friends and 270 00:15:35,260 --> 00:15:39,840 everybody's done so many crazy things and we fight all the time and all that, 271 00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:41,980 sometimes it doesn't register. 272 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:46,420 I'm not going to lie. Like, I was super, super upset about it. But you guys both 273 00:15:46,420 --> 00:15:49,480 also slept with him, too. So it's, like, added to the weirdness. 274 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:52,640 You guys, can we, like, seriously, though, just, like, acknowledge, like, 275 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:54,020 weird this conversation is? 276 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:59,580 My brain literally was just like, I don't know. We all think it's funny. 277 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:01,480 like, who hasn't seen Jax's dick? 278 00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:05,120 So yesterday, Tom and Ariana confronted. 279 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:09,800 uh lala yesterday what did she say she was doing instead well she said i just 280 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:13,900 couldn't go because of you right because of me and tom my whole reasoning that i 281 00:16:13,900 --> 00:16:19,140 can't say in her obviously is because of what she's done to katie but the way 282 00:16:19,140 --> 00:16:23,060 that she went and talked so badly about him that's what drives me so nuts 283 00:16:23,060 --> 00:16:28,940 honestly i think the only person that can factually screw lala over And the 284 00:16:28,940 --> 00:16:31,700 thing that he'll ever be good for for the rest of his life is James Kennedy. 285 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:37,240 Having them turn on each other is great. I keep hearing that she's saying that 286 00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:41,200 she doesn't even like James. She can't even stand James. And then when someone 287 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:43,500 showed me her Snapchat yesterday or the day before. 288 00:16:44,350 --> 00:16:48,190 He was on Lala's Snapchat, so they were all hanging out. So I'm like, well, are 289 00:16:48,190 --> 00:16:50,310 y 'all really friends or do y 'all really just hate each other and you're 290 00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:52,470 pretending to be friends because neither of you have friends? 291 00:16:52,730 --> 00:16:56,610 That's why I feel like we should find a way to sit him down and be like, dude, 292 00:16:56,670 --> 00:17:00,110 what's up? I know for a fact Lala is dating a married man. 293 00:17:00,330 --> 00:17:03,470 But she's been telling everybody, oh, she's dating a football player or that 294 00:17:03,470 --> 00:17:05,690 she's single. It's always her word against mine. 295 00:17:05,890 --> 00:17:09,589 So what we need from James is proof that she's a certified skank. 296 00:17:09,970 --> 00:17:13,829 Okay, I normally never listen to the podcast at a time, so I'm just going to 297 00:17:13,829 --> 00:17:16,190 play. I don't want to actually embarrass you right now. 298 00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:19,490 What if it says, like, yes, you're a sociopath? 299 00:17:19,790 --> 00:17:22,869 You know the funniest thing about this? After this, we came home and got drunk 300 00:17:22,869 --> 00:17:23,869 and took the testing in. 301 00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:26,670 I even changed my answers, and it still came out sociopath. 302 00:17:38,530 --> 00:17:39,530 What's up with you? 303 00:17:39,630 --> 00:17:40,449 Sup, how are you? 304 00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:42,070 Good, how are you? Are you reading? 305 00:17:42,710 --> 00:17:44,430 Yeah, a little music knowledge. 306 00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:47,170 Yeah? Come on in. Come on in to the library. 307 00:17:47,630 --> 00:17:49,670 Yeah. Actually, you want some ice cream? 308 00:17:50,910 --> 00:17:54,450 I mean, I'll have ice cream, but I'm like a grown -ass woman. So do you have 309 00:17:54,450 --> 00:17:56,130 liquor or anything else like that? 310 00:17:56,370 --> 00:17:57,850 I don't. I haven't drank in a while. 311 00:17:58,070 --> 00:18:02,870 I was the guy that would drink a lot and start yelling. But nowadays, the only 312 00:18:02,870 --> 00:18:04,990 time I scream is for ice cream. 313 00:18:05,630 --> 00:18:07,230 It's creamy, delicious. 314 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:11,120 It's pretty much everything that you want in your mouth. 315 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:13,320 Oh, my. 316 00:18:13,380 --> 00:18:15,040 Yeah, leave it in the freezer for a while. 317 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:16,720 You don't have anything to drink, dude? Nothing? 318 00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:18,019 A whiskey. 319 00:18:18,020 --> 00:18:20,160 I've just been sitting in the fridge forever. You're going to take one little 320 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:21,340 half a baby shot? 321 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:25,180 I mean, I'm, like, just chilling right now. 322 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:29,160 What happened? You used to pop bottles every time I came over here. Now it's 323 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:31,400 like, ew, I'm just at home to hang it out. 324 00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:37,940 Like... I've been working out a lot, tanning, getting a lot of music done, 325 00:18:37,940 --> 00:18:41,440 know? What have you been doing? I heard you didn't show up for the f***ing trip. 326 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:44,320 What the f*** was that about? 327 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:51,360 My bag was packed and I woke up ready to go at 5 .30 and decided I don't want to 328 00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:52,279 go anywhere. 329 00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:54,240 Well, I could have gone because you didn't go. 330 00:18:54,480 --> 00:19:00,040 I was at my ticket. You should have gone because I'm so far past giving a f***. 331 00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:02,740 It's like, sorry. 332 00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:05,860 What did you do in the meantime, though? I was with... 333 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,640 My dog at the Beverly Hills Hotel. 334 00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:11,220 Who pays for that? 335 00:19:11,660 --> 00:19:13,000 Your mom really paying for it? 336 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:14,920 Yes, of course my mother's really paying for it. 337 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:17,400 She's a liar. 338 00:19:17,420 --> 00:19:19,340 Your boyfriend is. Your sugar daddy. 339 00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:22,240 And, you know, I'm not having any of it. I'm over it. 340 00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:25,820 So you weren't with a guy at the Beverly Hills Hotel the whole time? I'm just 341 00:19:25,820 --> 00:19:28,540 trying to grasp that. Because, like, if you were just sitting there alone, like, 342 00:19:28,540 --> 00:19:31,840 why didn't I come and show? You've got to stop lying to your friends if you 343 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:33,000 them to trust you in the long run. 344 00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:35,120 Um, I think... 345 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:38,860 I'm going to go with a few people to Malibu if you guys want to go. We're 346 00:19:38,860 --> 00:19:41,680 to, like, take a helicopter and shit like that. 347 00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:46,740 And I think we might be able to fit you in. It's going to be really fun and 348 00:19:46,740 --> 00:19:50,520 super pretty. Like, the house is right on the water. And it has a helicopter 349 00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:51,800 landing pad on the top. 350 00:19:52,020 --> 00:19:53,800 The helicopter ride. Who pays for that? 351 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:58,220 This is, like, the only group of people that have so many questions. I'm a guy. 352 00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:00,740 All the girls are the only ones that judge, like, that. 353 00:20:01,290 --> 00:20:02,390 You can think that you're lying. 354 00:20:02,710 --> 00:20:07,050 I'm just a guy. They are the only girls that I've ever met in L .A. where 355 00:20:07,050 --> 00:20:11,250 they're like, how are you doing this? It's like, dude, that's just the way it 356 00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:16,850 works in L .A. For these girls to live in L .A., Sheena her whole life, and 357 00:20:16,850 --> 00:20:20,310 never have been on a private jet, it's like, I don't understand it. I mean, ask 358 00:20:20,310 --> 00:20:27,130 any bitch who's not ugly with tits. I don't ask questions. You just go. 359 00:20:27,130 --> 00:20:28,390 a bunch of fucking fun people. 360 00:20:28,670 --> 00:20:29,890 That's just L .A. 361 00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:35,230 Coming up, when you get married, it's a commitment to God. 362 00:20:35,450 --> 00:20:38,270 All in due time. We've just been together, what, now a year and a month? 363 00:20:38,470 --> 00:20:40,210 How long are we talking, do you think? 364 00:20:56,010 --> 00:20:58,390 Oh, my God, if I could just, like, online shop right now, that would make 365 00:20:58,390 --> 00:21:01,270 feel so much better. Like, my blood pressure would, like, go down. I know, 366 00:21:01,270 --> 00:21:06,710 I'm like, hey, I'm, like, a step away from restraining order, but thanks for 367 00:21:06,710 --> 00:21:07,689 meeting us. 368 00:21:07,690 --> 00:21:11,910 Dotsie texted James asking him to meet up with us under the pretense that we 369 00:21:11,910 --> 00:21:16,550 have something important to talk to him about. I'm not looking forward to seeing 370 00:21:16,550 --> 00:21:22,470 James, but if this means that I can glala over that as the end goal, I'll 371 00:21:22,470 --> 00:21:23,470 one for the team. 372 00:21:25,940 --> 00:21:26,940 Hello. 373 00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:29,100 Hello. How are you? 374 00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:31,080 I'm great. How are you? 375 00:21:31,580 --> 00:21:32,640 Well, this is awkward. 376 00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:34,520 Hello. 377 00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:43,280 Kristen and Stassi, you know, why do they want to meet up with me? They 378 00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:49,000 want to gain some information on me, find out what my status is at working at 379 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:53,520 Xur again, find out why Lala didn't go to Sonoma, or... 380 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,440 Want a threesome with me? 381 00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:58,680 Okay, so here's the bitch. I'm just going to be straight up about this. 382 00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:04,240 Lala the hoe, she's a bitch, and she literally terrorizes Katie. 383 00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:11,020 But it seems like you guys are really close and hang out, but then I know for 384 00:22:11,020 --> 00:22:13,680 fact that she just does nothing but talk about you. 385 00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:18,880 She said she does not like you. You guys are not friends. You girls behind your 386 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:19,679 girlfriend's back. 387 00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:21,220 No one's ever told me that before. 388 00:22:21,730 --> 00:22:24,130 Not Ellie or not like Tiffany or not anyone. 389 00:22:24,430 --> 00:22:25,329 I don't talk to Ellie. 390 00:22:25,330 --> 00:22:27,730 It's not like a secret. Nobody's being like, don't tell anyone. 391 00:22:28,330 --> 00:22:32,650 Honestly, it's pretty dumb for Lala to be f***ing with me at this point when 392 00:22:32,650 --> 00:22:34,890 she's the one with real s*** to be hiding. 393 00:22:35,770 --> 00:22:38,630 Lala's definitely been acting like super strange to me lately. 394 00:22:39,170 --> 00:22:40,550 Like, I've never met her boyfriend. 395 00:22:40,770 --> 00:22:43,410 She is f***ing a married man. 396 00:22:43,690 --> 00:22:45,690 But he's like, you know, hooked up a lot of stuff. 397 00:22:46,290 --> 00:22:47,290 Yeah. 398 00:22:49,449 --> 00:22:54,430 I was given this contract. 399 00:22:55,230 --> 00:23:00,430 Shut the f*** up. I don't talk about, like... Confidentiality agreement. 400 00:23:00,790 --> 00:23:03,690 Yeah. It's a legit non -disclosure agreement. 401 00:23:04,310 --> 00:23:08,350 Lala's boyfriend basically rented this amazing house for Coachella. 402 00:23:08,630 --> 00:23:11,310 Ticket, food, alcohol, weekend. 403 00:23:11,550 --> 00:23:14,090 Only catches that you have to sign up. 404 00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:19,160 In non -disclosure agreement, which basically states that I can't talk about 405 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:20,300 boyfriend at all. 406 00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:22,600 Do you want to read it to me or are you going to hog it? 407 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:26,620 Social media, any forms of social media, Snapchat, Instagram, Twitter, Twitter, 408 00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:30,200 Facebook, magazines, books, newsletters, websites. But does it say his name or 409 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:32,820 does it just say her boyfriend? His name is not on this. 410 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:34,780 Did you sign an NDA? 411 00:23:35,020 --> 00:23:40,220 No. I mean, I guess she's handing it out to other people and like telling them, 412 00:23:40,260 --> 00:23:42,500 sign it. I'm sure Tom and Ariana have got one. 413 00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:43,760 What? 414 00:23:44,260 --> 00:23:47,800 They wouldn't have been allowed to stay in the house, so I would bet my life 415 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:48,800 they signed this NDA. 416 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:56,100 I have my suspicions about Tom and Ariana signing this NDA, because they 417 00:23:56,100 --> 00:23:58,040 say a bad word about Lala. 418 00:23:58,440 --> 00:23:59,440 Here's the thing. 419 00:23:59,660 --> 00:24:00,840 I care about you. 420 00:24:02,300 --> 00:24:04,960 Dude, Range Rover gives away cars every year. 421 00:24:05,390 --> 00:24:06,770 I don't think she was the winner of the car. 422 00:24:07,070 --> 00:24:10,270 Her life is none of y 'all's business. She works with her at Sir at a 423 00:24:10,270 --> 00:24:14,270 restaurant. They defend and defend and defend her. 424 00:24:14,850 --> 00:24:18,830 Why? Is that all, FBI agents? I've got work to do. 425 00:24:19,050 --> 00:24:20,430 This actually has been great fun. 426 00:24:21,230 --> 00:24:23,310 All right, later, guys. 427 00:24:23,590 --> 00:24:25,870 Thank you. Bye -bye. For your services. 428 00:24:31,230 --> 00:24:33,210 You got to hurry up. We got to get going soon. 429 00:24:37,159 --> 00:24:38,800 Mom, you want to sit on the couch? 430 00:24:39,180 --> 00:24:40,860 Hey, did I have to take y 'all to bed? 431 00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:45,200 Hey, I slept with you. I didn't lose my bed. 432 00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:47,820 I'm from a farm in Kentucky. 433 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:49,460 Very religious family. 434 00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:51,460 I am really, really close to my mom. 435 00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:54,640 I cannot wait for her to see, like, my life and, you know, how things are 436 00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:57,240 different in L .A. compared to back home on the farm. 437 00:24:57,480 --> 00:25:01,000 I think Jack just went to get his car keys because he lost his keys. 438 00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:02,880 I hope he's bringing some coffee. 439 00:25:04,940 --> 00:25:06,660 There's a few things that I don't tell her. 440 00:25:06,910 --> 00:25:10,230 I don't tell her about all the fights that we have, and I don't tell her about 441 00:25:10,230 --> 00:25:11,450 how good the sex is. 442 00:25:12,250 --> 00:25:13,610 Wait, that sounds weird. 443 00:25:14,150 --> 00:25:18,230 We should have went to the grocery store. You literally have nothing to 444 00:25:18,230 --> 00:25:19,230 know. Sorry. 445 00:25:20,210 --> 00:25:22,050 There'll be food at the private shower, though. 446 00:25:22,290 --> 00:25:23,690 Hey, there he is. 447 00:25:24,090 --> 00:25:25,090 I'm here. 448 00:25:25,170 --> 00:25:26,370 Did you bring me some coffee? 449 00:25:27,030 --> 00:25:29,090 I did not bring coffee. There's coffee here, no? 450 00:25:29,390 --> 00:25:32,770 There's a Keurig there that we spent $200 on that makes coffee. 451 00:25:33,230 --> 00:25:35,510 Brittany's mom is in town her few days, so... 452 00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:38,680 Some things are going to have to take a back seat. What do you think of the 453 00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:39,960 view? I love it. 454 00:25:40,260 --> 00:25:43,180 Definitely different from where I live, but it's awesome. 455 00:25:44,140 --> 00:25:46,400 No sex, no drinking, no cursing. 456 00:25:46,780 --> 00:25:48,140 Definitely can't poop with the door open. 457 00:25:49,120 --> 00:25:51,820 Stassi's Stassi's mom, Katie's mom and grandma. 458 00:25:52,260 --> 00:25:53,460 Are you going to meet all the moms? 459 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:59,600 I want to meet your mother. That's the one I wanted to meet. You guys have to 460 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:02,480 meet. And I love Florida too, so I can just travel down there. 461 00:26:02,860 --> 00:26:03,860 Oh, we'll come with you. 462 00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:07,280 Because we're eventually heading down there. There's no way in God's green 463 00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:08,740 I'm going to raise a family here. Never. 464 00:26:09,060 --> 00:26:10,060 It's not going to happen. 465 00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:13,500 And since we're on that subject, like, did you all ever get into a church? 466 00:26:14,900 --> 00:26:17,160 A what? Did you all ever start going to church? 467 00:26:17,580 --> 00:26:21,020 I'm not a big fan of going to the big churches where they blow the dust 468 00:26:21,020 --> 00:26:25,340 everywhere. Blow the dust everywhere? What are you talking about? They have 469 00:26:25,340 --> 00:26:29,760 big organs playing and the priest comes down and starts waving dust around. I 470 00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:30,760 just can't relate to it, too. 471 00:26:32,390 --> 00:26:33,390 Millions of years ago. 472 00:26:34,050 --> 00:26:38,310 You need to come to my church in Kentucky. I go to a Pentecostal church. 473 00:26:39,550 --> 00:26:40,550 Pentecostal? What the hell is that? 474 00:26:40,890 --> 00:26:41,890 I've never heard of that. 475 00:26:42,050 --> 00:26:43,570 Sounds like a cult. 476 00:26:44,150 --> 00:26:48,050 When you get married, it's a commitment to your wife. 477 00:26:48,450 --> 00:26:51,970 It's also a commitment to God. All in due time. We've just been together, 478 00:26:52,030 --> 00:26:54,850 now a year and a month? How long are we talking, do you think? 479 00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:03,900 How much did you spend on the Taco Bell? 480 00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:05,120 Don't ask questions. 481 00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:06,940 For Katie's bridal shower. 482 00:27:07,140 --> 00:27:09,980 We've decided to rent basically this, like, mansion. 483 00:27:10,380 --> 00:27:13,220 We want it to be fancy and special. 484 00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:18,180 So if we have to spend a little extra money, that's fine. We want it to be 485 00:27:18,180 --> 00:27:19,880 perfect for her. I have a million things outside. 486 00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:21,840 So heavy. 487 00:27:22,620 --> 00:27:25,180 Katie's wedding is so important to me. 488 00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:28,820 I'm willing to put things in my life on hold. 489 00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:30,820 I am here to make sure that her life. 490 00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:32,500 It's so much easier. 491 00:27:33,020 --> 00:27:35,960 That's planning the bridal shower, the bachelorette party. 492 00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:39,060 If she needs me to pick up her dry cleaning, I'll do it. 493 00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:42,360 Katie's really lucky. She has a lot of personal. 494 00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:45,040 Everyone gets a bottle of tequila when they leave. 495 00:27:45,820 --> 00:27:49,200 I'm really excited for this bridal shower. I mean, I wish I knew how much 496 00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:50,200 costing. 497 00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:51,500 This is beautiful. 498 00:27:52,260 --> 00:27:53,360 It's like a dream come true. 499 00:27:54,700 --> 00:27:56,700 Like, who spends $200 at Taco Bell? 500 00:27:58,480 --> 00:27:59,700 I didn't even know that was possible. 501 00:27:59,900 --> 00:28:02,800 I'm going to eat something right now because I haven't eaten today. 502 00:28:06,740 --> 00:28:09,000 Kristen, I'm really glad you're here right now because I've been waiting to 503 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,000 Tina. What? 504 00:28:10,500 --> 00:28:11,580 We met with James yesterday. 505 00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:15,560 What? Lala gave him an NDA to sign. 506 00:28:17,220 --> 00:28:18,640 But he said he hasn't signed it. 507 00:28:18,900 --> 00:28:22,900 Yeah, but now I want to know who signed it. Tom and Ariana never, they always 508 00:28:22,900 --> 00:28:25,980 used to talk about Lala. They're always like, that's not true. I don't know. 509 00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:27,580 They wouldn't have signed one. 510 00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:29,480 No way. 511 00:28:29,660 --> 00:28:32,140 See, we're at Cotella. I just feel like I want to ask. Right. 512 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:37,800 Coming up. I like him. And I thought to marry him. 513 00:28:38,660 --> 00:28:40,280 Yeah, I want to wish you luck with that. 514 00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:49,540 Take me out here. 515 00:28:50,020 --> 00:28:51,680 Don't want to hang around. 516 00:28:52,460 --> 00:28:53,560 Let's take off. 517 00:28:54,100 --> 00:28:55,540 Make it so downtown. 518 00:28:55,900 --> 00:28:56,900 Where's the Hollywood sign? 519 00:28:57,930 --> 00:28:59,490 Come on, I think we'll see it up here. 520 00:29:00,730 --> 00:29:02,290 And Rodale Drive, where's that? 521 00:29:03,170 --> 00:29:05,510 I'll take you there. Yeah, I want to go to Rodale Drive. 522 00:29:06,650 --> 00:29:08,250 Bridal shower, here we go. 523 00:29:09,250 --> 00:29:10,910 Maybe one day we'll have one. 524 00:29:11,330 --> 00:29:14,310 I mean, you would really get me upset, like, if you brought, you know, 525 00:29:14,350 --> 00:29:18,310 Brittany's out here, and it's years and years go by, and, you know. Oh, no, I'm 526 00:29:18,310 --> 00:29:21,110 not going to waste anybody's time. And you've taken her out of Kentucky. You've 527 00:29:21,110 --> 00:29:22,870 taken her away from all of her family. 528 00:29:23,270 --> 00:29:24,770 Times are different. It's 2016. 529 00:29:25,090 --> 00:29:26,090 It's not 1970. 530 00:29:26,150 --> 00:29:28,740 It's not the 60s where it's. It's not like that anymore. 531 00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:31,620 You're not in great mood, are you, Jack? No, I'm not. 532 00:29:32,740 --> 00:29:36,580 It really would mean a lot if Jack would answer my mom directly. 533 00:29:36,780 --> 00:29:41,220 Just let her know that you didn't waste my time and move me from Kentucky to L 534 00:29:41,220 --> 00:29:45,400 .A. Just let her know that you do plan on having a family and being married. 535 00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:47,980 say you do, but don't beat around the bush when my mom is asking. 536 00:29:48,340 --> 00:29:49,700 Look at Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell. 537 00:29:49,900 --> 00:29:51,900 They have kids and everything. They never got married. 538 00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:53,620 They've been together. They're happy. 539 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:55,200 Everybody has kids. 540 00:29:55,300 --> 00:29:56,580 Why do you guys still have marriages in there? 541 00:29:58,260 --> 00:29:59,520 Time to take in for you. 542 00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:03,580 I'm getting a little pressure from Brittany's mom. I don't know if I'm 543 00:30:03,580 --> 00:30:06,400 tomorrow. I don't know if I'm ready in six months. I don't know if I'm ready 544 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:07,400 next year. 545 00:30:07,780 --> 00:30:11,580 Thank you. You're welcome. I had to make some color decisions. 546 00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:13,540 I love that. 547 00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:15,360 That's so cute. 548 00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:16,560 Thank you. 549 00:30:17,140 --> 00:30:20,560 Ariana's milking this groomsman situation for all it's worth. 550 00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:22,900 I think I want you to officially be a groomsman. 551 00:30:23,180 --> 00:30:24,180 Oh, my God. 552 00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:27,840 She does whatever she wants. 553 00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:30,940 If she wants to go hang out with the boys, she goes and does that. 554 00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:34,780 Now she wants to come and hang out with all of the bridesmaids. Katie didn't 555 00:30:34,780 --> 00:30:38,920 want you here. She didn't want you here 0%, and you're here 100%. There's either 556 00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:42,580 a deep driveway or a little baby step. 557 00:30:43,020 --> 00:30:45,440 Grandma? Yeah, I can use the stairs, yeah. 558 00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:48,280 They're coming, they're coming. 559 00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:08,760 My bridesmaids have killed it. I mean, this house is gorgeous. There's all my 560 00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:10,240 friends and family who I love. 561 00:31:11,820 --> 00:31:12,820 There's cocktails. 562 00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:17,620 And I cannot wait to be Mrs. Bubba Schwartz. 563 00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:22,360 Mrs. Bubba, you look so beautiful. It's a perfect outfit. 564 00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:25,500 Even your nails look good with it. I painted them all the way here. 565 00:31:26,220 --> 00:31:27,220 Hello. 566 00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:31,480 Lordy. 567 00:31:32,090 --> 00:31:36,230 Lisa's been instrumental and supportive, you know, with Tom and I and our 568 00:31:36,230 --> 00:31:40,150 relationship. So for her to be here today and be able to take part in this, 569 00:31:40,150 --> 00:31:41,270 means the world to me. 570 00:31:41,590 --> 00:31:42,890 Taco Bell power! 571 00:31:43,670 --> 00:31:46,750 Oh, my God, I could cry! 572 00:31:47,410 --> 00:31:49,510 Taco Bell must end. 573 00:31:49,950 --> 00:31:56,870 They need also to be, like, 574 00:31:56,870 --> 00:31:59,090 verbally accosted, too. Probably. All right. 575 00:32:09,540 --> 00:32:11,960 Good old El Coyote. This place never dies. 576 00:32:12,340 --> 00:32:15,140 Welcome to El Coyote. Hi, thank you. We love it here. 577 00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:16,680 Would you like something to drink? 578 00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:18,100 Four shots of Don Julio. 579 00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:20,919 Let's go. 580 00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:21,859 Hey, buddy. 581 00:32:21,860 --> 00:32:25,420 All right, let's do it. I had to drive the girls to Eagle Rock. The whole ride 582 00:32:25,420 --> 00:32:27,920 there. Pretty mom. So when am I getting grandkids? 583 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,220 When are you going to tie the knot? 584 00:32:30,620 --> 00:32:32,780 My parents would never say that. 585 00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:36,920 Too much pressure for Jackson. He's going to, like, say he's got to run to 586 00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:40,240 store, grab some stuff, and he's going to keep on going, man. We'll never see 587 00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:44,500 him again until, like, his mug shots pop up on, like, the news or something. 588 00:32:45,980 --> 00:32:46,980 Hi, Lisa. 589 00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:49,780 Hi, honey. I wanted you to meet my mother. 590 00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:51,660 Oh, I'd love to meet your mother. 591 00:32:51,900 --> 00:32:54,300 Yeah, this is my mom. She just got here last night. 592 00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:56,200 Hello. Hi, Lisa. 593 00:32:57,060 --> 00:32:58,260 So nice to meet you. 594 00:32:58,580 --> 00:33:00,620 My name's Sherry. Hi, Sherry. 595 00:33:01,710 --> 00:33:04,070 I can't believe you're all in the same apartment. 596 00:33:04,530 --> 00:33:06,230 How well do you know Jack, then? 597 00:33:06,750 --> 00:33:10,730 Well, he's been down to the country a couple times, so... He's actually been 598 00:33:10,730 --> 00:33:12,150 the way to Kentucky, hasn't he? Twice. 599 00:33:12,370 --> 00:33:15,850 And how did Kentucky receive Jack Taylor? 600 00:33:16,090 --> 00:33:19,810 I don't like to pick my chickens. I don't. I just don't. Look at those... 601 00:33:19,810 --> 00:33:20,810 on, like, they're all there. 602 00:33:22,390 --> 00:33:25,370 I like him. Enough to marry him? 603 00:33:29,570 --> 00:33:30,570 She wants... 604 00:33:31,030 --> 00:33:35,250 Brittany, to marry Jax? Has she met the real Mr. Jax Taylor? 605 00:33:35,670 --> 00:33:38,530 When you're dating a girl from the South, they expect you to have kids and 606 00:33:38,530 --> 00:33:41,790 marriage by 22 years old. I don't care. She has to understand where you're from. 607 00:33:41,970 --> 00:33:43,170 Exactly, which is hell. 608 00:33:44,210 --> 00:33:45,870 I want to get Jax into church. 609 00:33:46,090 --> 00:33:47,290 Got to get him out of jail first. 610 00:33:47,550 --> 00:33:48,630 I mean, he's a bad dog. 611 00:33:48,890 --> 00:33:50,810 I mean, he does not belong in church yet. 612 00:33:52,620 --> 00:33:55,300 So, what church do you guys belong to? Oh, no. 613 00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:58,400 That's my worst nightmare. You should have done the Church of Scientology. 614 00:34:01,500 --> 00:34:02,840 He's got a good soul. 615 00:34:03,060 --> 00:34:06,720 He just gets a little bit lost in his direction sometimes. 616 00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:09,199 I just hope he doesn't break your heart. 617 00:34:09,860 --> 00:34:12,040 If he breaks my heart, I'm going to break his. 618 00:34:13,060 --> 00:34:16,820 Why don't they put that in their wedding vows? If you break my heart, I'll break 619 00:34:16,820 --> 00:34:18,280 your dick. There you go. 620 00:34:18,580 --> 00:34:20,199 You're a braver woman than I am. 621 00:34:20,659 --> 00:34:22,840 It will be fine, I promise. Really? 622 00:34:23,159 --> 00:34:24,760 Yeah, I want to wish you luck with that. 623 00:34:28,699 --> 00:34:31,440 Coming up. Actually, I don't get into fights with my friends. 624 00:34:31,659 --> 00:34:34,340 Then I don't understand what you're doing. Because I care about Katie. I 625 00:34:34,340 --> 00:34:35,340 care about you. 626 00:34:52,049 --> 00:34:57,750 Thank you all very, very much for being here. It's just so, so very special, and 627 00:34:57,750 --> 00:35:02,190 I thank you so very much. And Lisa, you were there, and you gave her the love 628 00:35:02,190 --> 00:35:06,750 and support that she needed, so I am so grateful for you. Because I love her, 629 00:35:06,750 --> 00:35:09,550 too. I don't love her as much as you do, but I love her. 630 00:35:10,710 --> 00:35:14,930 I love her, and you know what? She's a credit to you. Thank you so very much. 631 00:35:17,870 --> 00:35:20,130 What if you just took off and said, listen, I'm out of here. I'm moving back 632 00:35:20,130 --> 00:35:22,950 Minnesota. I'm going to change my phone. No one will find me. 633 00:35:23,370 --> 00:35:26,750 What if you did that? You guys all in? If you guys both agree to break up with 634 00:35:26,750 --> 00:35:29,710 your girlfriends, I'll call the wedding off right now. No, no, I'm kidding. 635 00:35:30,490 --> 00:35:34,690 I just don't like the concept of marriage, but I want to see Katie happy, 636 00:35:34,690 --> 00:35:36,630 going to marry her. 637 00:35:38,690 --> 00:35:41,170 So, this is your something new. 638 00:35:41,550 --> 00:35:42,550 Oh, my God. 639 00:35:43,290 --> 00:35:47,510 Blue. So, I got you something old and something blue, but their boat just 640 00:35:47,510 --> 00:35:48,510 up being blue. 641 00:35:48,590 --> 00:35:52,050 I should have just waited to, like, break up with Patrick until, like, after 642 00:35:52,050 --> 00:35:53,610 wedding so I wouldn't have to, like, deal with this. 643 00:35:54,810 --> 00:35:55,850 I'm going to be alone forever. 644 00:35:56,410 --> 00:35:57,410 How does this go? 645 00:35:57,710 --> 00:35:59,330 Oh, no, it's this way. It's this way. 646 00:36:00,090 --> 00:36:01,790 See, this is why I don't wear lingerie. 647 00:36:02,010 --> 00:36:03,670 It's inside out. It's inside out. Okay, 648 00:36:04,530 --> 00:36:05,530 it's inside out. 649 00:36:05,860 --> 00:36:09,520 How's that $500 flower budget go? Yeah, how was that? How much is it inflated 650 00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:12,060 to? How much were you expecting to spend? $15 ,000. 651 00:36:12,660 --> 00:36:13,660 $15 ,000? 652 00:36:13,700 --> 00:36:16,540 At a certain point, you just learn it's not worth it to challenge your 653 00:36:16,540 --> 00:36:20,320 significant other. There's guys who are like 15, 16. They go, listen, happy 654 00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:23,940 wife, happy life. The woman's always right. They've been brainwashed over the 655 00:36:23,940 --> 00:36:25,560 course of many years. I'm almost there. 656 00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:28,800 This, I thought, would help you out. Because I know, you know, listen, I've 657 00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:32,440 married 35 years this year. So I know sometimes it can be. 658 00:36:33,190 --> 00:36:40,130 Idiot, I heard there was this lady that her name was Casey Oh 659 00:36:40,130 --> 00:36:46,830 My god, she 660 00:36:46,830 --> 00:36:53,630 has a tight realistic ass But you know, it's sort of 661 00:36:53,630 --> 00:36:56,850 better and that's where I still prove it. It's kind of like a mix between me 662 00:36:56,850 --> 00:37:03,630 you What we can check this blow -up doll without any guilt whatsoever. 663 00:37:04,010 --> 00:37:05,170 I mean, it's bloody cool, Katie. 664 00:37:05,410 --> 00:37:06,630 I mean, how wrong could that be? 665 00:37:06,950 --> 00:37:09,750 Have you ever met a guy like this who said this? 666 00:37:10,210 --> 00:37:12,410 God, I'm so happy I got married. 667 00:37:12,930 --> 00:37:13,930 No! 668 00:37:14,610 --> 00:37:15,830 Don't do it. No. 669 00:37:16,390 --> 00:37:18,570 Here's to saving a lot of money on marriage. 670 00:37:18,830 --> 00:37:22,310 Here's to marriage being the best new thing in my life. Oh, my God. 671 00:37:22,710 --> 00:37:23,710 Talk to me in a year. 672 00:37:25,210 --> 00:37:26,830 How was your flight? It was great. 673 00:37:27,050 --> 00:37:30,810 You guys are, like, literally twins. I've seen so many photos of you, but... 674 00:37:31,580 --> 00:37:32,399 Spitting image. 675 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:36,980 I don't think you know, but do you know what I found out about yesterday? 676 00:37:37,340 --> 00:37:39,240 Kurt and I met with James. Why? 677 00:37:39,820 --> 00:37:42,780 He did give some interesting information. 678 00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:47,580 So we all heard that there was an NDA at Coachella, like a contract. Okay, 679 00:37:47,660 --> 00:37:50,920 whatever. You can't talk about her boyfriend. That's what we all heard. 680 00:37:52,340 --> 00:37:56,100 Yeah, no one was at the house. Are you still going to, like, pretend that this 681 00:37:56,100 --> 00:37:57,100 guy wasn't there? 682 00:37:57,550 --> 00:38:03,790 I saw Lala when we first got there. I said, hey, no, I never saw anybody come 683 00:38:03,790 --> 00:38:05,130 by. Nothing. 684 00:38:05,370 --> 00:38:06,690 I knew it was paid for. 685 00:38:07,110 --> 00:38:08,250 I don't know by who. 686 00:38:08,690 --> 00:38:13,790 There's no way that I ever read through a piece of paper, saw that I wasn't 687 00:38:13,790 --> 00:38:16,570 allowed to talk about Lala, and then signed it at the bottom. 688 00:38:17,030 --> 00:38:19,770 I didn't sign an NDA for Christmas. Yes, you did. 689 00:38:20,030 --> 00:38:23,090 Ariana is displaying the telltale signs of lying. 690 00:38:23,720 --> 00:38:27,540 She's choking on her words. She won't make eye contact and keeps looking away. 691 00:38:27,780 --> 00:38:29,460 And she's, like, all fidgety and stuff. 692 00:38:29,780 --> 00:38:34,560 I would not sign an NDA for... I think it's kind of f***ed up what she's done 693 00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:36,640 a home. It's not really, like, all that nice. 694 00:38:36,900 --> 00:38:37,900 What about the guy? 695 00:38:38,140 --> 00:38:40,100 You saying that is defending her right there. 696 00:38:40,420 --> 00:38:44,960 Lala, if you do it for about five minutes, and you know me for how long, 697 00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:48,820 you're actually letting, like, you're just being like, well, I mean, yeah, I 698 00:38:48,820 --> 00:38:49,820 love you. 699 00:38:49,930 --> 00:38:53,290 I don't understand it. It doesn't add up in my head. You've said stuff about 700 00:38:53,290 --> 00:38:54,169 her, too, though. 701 00:38:54,170 --> 00:38:57,970 The thing that you only regret in life is not taking your top off more in front 702 00:38:57,970 --> 00:38:59,670 of Tom Schwartz. I want to f*** him. 703 00:38:59,890 --> 00:39:00,890 Like, really? 704 00:39:01,070 --> 00:39:04,570 Ariana, she's going to be in my wedding. She's here at my bridal shower. 705 00:39:04,890 --> 00:39:09,850 Lala has fat shamed me. Said she wanted to f*** my boyfriend. 706 00:39:10,810 --> 00:39:15,490 She dissed Ariana on her birthday. So why the f*** is Ariana still defending 707 00:39:15,490 --> 00:39:16,530 her? Especially to me. 708 00:39:17,180 --> 00:39:20,840 Really, I mean, I know you can argue that Kristen has said unfair things 709 00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:27,120 you. I can argue that to the cows. But that's a very different thing. That is 710 00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:32,320 beyond delusional for you to even think or say. The idea that Kristen and I have 711 00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:35,400 done equally bad things to each other is... 712 00:39:36,170 --> 00:39:40,590 If I was in a long -term relationship with somebody and I was worried about 713 00:39:40,590 --> 00:39:43,570 with one girl for years... We're not talking about that. Then what are you 714 00:39:43,570 --> 00:39:47,030 talking about? We're talking about everything that happened from the 715 00:39:47,030 --> 00:39:51,090 to the end. We're not talking about one thing. We're not talking about what 716 00:39:51,090 --> 00:39:53,510 you're guilty of. That's one thing. 717 00:39:53,730 --> 00:39:56,630 Okay. I'm talking about... But it's a major thing. Do you want to go through 718 00:39:56,630 --> 00:39:59,710 whole list? You only want to talk about what she's done, but not what you've 719 00:39:59,710 --> 00:40:01,810 done. Treating Katie like that's cool? 720 00:40:02,030 --> 00:40:03,710 Okay. I don't know. Okay. 721 00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:06,360 She said some really f***ed up s*** about Sheena before. 722 00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:08,460 Ariana can't take responsibility for anything. 723 00:40:08,820 --> 00:40:11,180 She doesn't care that she stole Kristen's boyfriend. 724 00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:15,380 She doesn't care that Lala's dating a married man. And she sure as hell 725 00:40:15,380 --> 00:40:17,180 care that she's ruining Katie's bridal shower. 726 00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:18,400 Okay. 727 00:40:18,660 --> 00:40:21,340 If you're going to compare that, that's pretty f***ing awful. 728 00:40:21,820 --> 00:40:24,840 Alright. It's my f***ing bridal shower. I don't need to be upset about it. 729 00:40:33,870 --> 00:40:35,370 I don't agree with what Lala said. 730 00:40:35,570 --> 00:40:38,970 I don't think it's right. I don't think it's cool. But honestly, I'm not going 731 00:40:38,970 --> 00:40:43,770 to sit here and lay down in front of a truck because of some dumb shit she 732 00:40:43,870 --> 00:40:44,910 It's not that serious. 733 00:40:45,510 --> 00:40:46,510 It's really not. 734 00:40:46,630 --> 00:40:51,050 It is when it's hurt somebody. I'm not trying to be involved in like a group of 735 00:40:51,050 --> 00:40:52,050 friends that like. 736 00:40:52,230 --> 00:40:55,610 And don't fight like that. I do understand what she's saying, and I said 737 00:40:55,610 --> 00:40:58,550 same thing. The three of you drink, and the way you fight, it's like sisters, 738 00:40:58,630 --> 00:41:01,530 and you fight. We've all got in major fights where we haven't spoken for 739 00:41:01,530 --> 00:41:04,730 sometimes years at a time. Actually, I don't get in fights with my friends. 740 00:41:05,350 --> 00:41:06,350 I never did. 741 00:41:06,590 --> 00:41:08,490 And I don't understand what you're doing. Because I care about Katie. 742 00:41:08,730 --> 00:41:09,810 I don't give a f*** about you. 743 00:41:12,950 --> 00:41:15,430 It's so rude. I don't really give a f***. 744 00:41:15,750 --> 00:41:16,750 I'm sorry. 745 00:41:20,310 --> 00:41:21,310 Hey, Kay. 746 00:41:27,370 --> 00:41:29,890 Still to come on this season of Vanderpump Rules. 747 00:41:30,190 --> 00:41:32,350 I can't believe it, really. They're all growing up, aren't they? 748 00:41:33,290 --> 00:41:35,010 They can't break it! 749 00:41:36,890 --> 00:41:37,890 No! 750 00:41:42,590 --> 00:41:47,150 How are you getting on this, Jazzy? 751 00:41:47,470 --> 00:41:50,070 She likes to try to tell people how to live their lives. 752 00:41:50,370 --> 00:41:51,370 You hurt my feelings. 753 00:41:51,710 --> 00:41:55,830 Like three times tonight. You're asserting your opinion as if... I should 754 00:41:55,830 --> 00:41:56,830 listening to it. 755 00:41:57,030 --> 00:42:01,250 Are you faithful? 756 00:42:01,750 --> 00:42:03,850 Yes. Yes, I'm faithful to you. 757 00:42:09,410 --> 00:42:10,850 He loses! 758 00:42:11,350 --> 00:42:15,630 He slept with many, many, many women. 759 00:42:16,210 --> 00:42:17,210 And a few men. 760 00:42:17,470 --> 00:42:19,730 There was a rumor about you being a homosexual. 761 00:42:20,450 --> 00:42:21,450 Well, I'm going to go. 762 00:42:22,490 --> 00:42:23,490 You don't understand. 763 00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:26,520 I don't understand what you've done. I was a cheater, I was a liar, I was a 764 00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:27,980 stealer. I was everything. 765 00:42:28,220 --> 00:42:29,220 I'm sorry. 766 00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:32,480 Don't ever have that kind of emotion for me. It was really awkward and it really 767 00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:33,480 made me sad. 768 00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:36,520 This is a day that we've all been wasting, Paul. 769 00:42:36,820 --> 00:42:40,720 Well, Katie has also been using her wedding as a... As leverage. 770 00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:43,480 The only thing that's impossible is how you still haven't figured this out. 771 00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:45,540 We've all seen the wrath of Tequila Katie. 772 00:42:45,860 --> 00:42:47,100 It's vicious. Yeah. 773 00:42:48,090 --> 00:42:51,730 I don't want to sit in a car with you again. She's mean and aggressive and 774 00:42:51,730 --> 00:42:54,210 irrational and sends me all these mean messages. 775 00:42:54,470 --> 00:42:58,450 You could lose each other if you keep going the direction. 776 00:42:58,890 --> 00:43:00,350 He's a f***ing battered wife. 777 00:43:01,030 --> 00:43:02,030 Look at him. 778 00:43:02,290 --> 00:43:04,810 My fiancé cheated on me. 779 00:43:05,170 --> 00:43:09,090 Get over it. It really has worried me that you're making the right decision. 780 00:43:09,250 --> 00:43:11,490 What the f*** is going on here? 781 00:43:12,810 --> 00:43:16,150 To see more of Vanderpump Rules, go to bravotv .com.